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seven ❧ deliriants [
posted on March the 22nd

]
Jason Debney )

six ❧ roots [
posted on September the 15th

]
Show-off.

five ❧ poisons [
posted on June the 17th

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Ugh. Didn't any of the people in charge sit through freshman biology? If what they're saying on the news is true, the authorities have spent all this time trying to find a vaccine for a "virus," when all this time you merely needed an antidote for a toxin. The two aren't mutually exclusive, you know. These people shouldn't need an expert to tell them that. Even though I am an expert, and I am telling you. Honestly. I expected more from you people. Disappointed.

Still. You all can stop panicking now. Toxins don't have a long shelf life, and no one's died in, what, two days? Three? I'm a botanist, so take my word for it: I'm willing to bet that this one's run its course. Calls for a celebration, huh? That was some scary shit. Vomit.

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